The Weekly Pooper

This is the first inaugural edition of the weekly pooper. A blog for all those hardworking sports fans whom sit on their thrones while on their smart-phones and catch up with the world around them.

Now I know that most of you living on Planet Earth know that the Patriots are playing the Jets. But I'm here to tell that you are all FOOLS! This game isn't about the people on the field! It's about Rex Ryan and Bill Belichick! Or is it Tom Brady vs. Antonio Cromartie, or sh*t maybe it was Sean Ellis...or Braylon Edwards...nonono it's just a new Jet every day!

People who are outside of New York and New England have to start agreeing, that Rex Ryan's Media promenade is getting old fast and is to completely to try and shake the mindset of the other team. But while B^2 respects the Ryan family to the extent that he indulges R^2 a little, there is nothing that will shake this teams focus. The patriots are 0-0 and are in a one game season, you can't mind fuck a team that has been brain washed.

Rex Ryan denies that any of his teams trash talking has any effect on the other teams motivation or preparation. I say where was he during the '07 season, where the patriots gave the proverbial finger to the whole NFL. Yes that season has a huge black stain on the memories of all Patriot Nation but the physical force that was that team was fueled off of negativity towards them which created a super focus that was not seen since the days of the 72-10 Bulls, or '72 Dolphins. While a lot of that 07 team is gone, a more recognizable skeleton remains. One with the same focus but a team of balance and role responsibility. With departures of many veterans who caused turmoil in the locker room last year, Belichick has changed the atmosphere and injected new team chemistry that blankets the enigma that was last season.

I feel that the Jets are just the new freshman at school trying so hard to be cool, and the patriots are the 4 time All-American proven stud. For ten years all the patriots have done is let their play do the talking on the field, kept their mouth shut and popped their opponents gaping jaw closed. Antonio Cromartie calling Brady an Ass**le is childish, I guess if I watched the tape of myself getting burned for 60 minutes I would be tired of Watching Brady Celebrate FOR 6 TOUCHDOWNS on NATIONAL TELEVISION as well. Until the Jets win, I take solace in a quote tendered by a one Tom Brady whom he got from his proven head coach: "When you win say little, when you loose say less."


FINALLY SOME SPORTS BETTING & PREDICTIONS!

All I can say is our offense will temper their emotions for the most part, but what my hope is the New England Defense will unleash a fury much like in Week 13, I want no mercy on Sunday and I want the defense to speak for both sides of the ball. This all with the young inexperienced defense that has quietly elected FOUR PRO BOWLERS including a one Devon McCourty. If Mark Sanchez can overthrow as well he did last week I hope to shut up gang green early and often. I want a shut out, I want Brandon Spikes to come back and knock fear into the Jets Running game and force Sanchize to hit his over paid Wide Receivers. I would never trust a +9 spread in a playoff game, but because I would love nothing more than Tom Brady to point and celebrate again, I say take the spread and watch the pats rub Gangreene's nose in the turf again!

Same Logic different game, different pick, Don't be afraid to go for the Seahawks +10 the only win for Seattle outside the NFC West was the Bears (thanks Miles.) Jay Cutler has not proven any consistency to me yet and neither has Matt Forte. While the Bears defense is not even a shade of the Saints I say Matt Hasselback leads one last hoorah in a 20-13 loss.

A good friend of mine (Akeem) told me last week that the winner of the Eagles Packers game would go on to the super bowl. After watching that game I have to believe him. While Matt Ryan has an unbelievable home record I think that the packers have put something special together and Rodgers will put the TEAM ON HIS BACK and lead them and their stellar defense to victory
Packers +2 1/2

I have no opinion on the Ravens Steelers game other than it will be AWESOME! Hopefully they knock the crap out of each other and are banged up for the AFC Championship game because inevitably their road will go through Foxboro and we will have a 1996 Super Bowl Rematch between the Pack Attack and the New England Patriots...Desmond Howard I still don't forgive you.


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